tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-650160678722829210.post4169522894541681306..comments2024-03-23T13:46:21.790-05:00Comments on Street Musician Daniel: Drunk On SomethingDaniel McKenna IIIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157964564856145960noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-650160678722829210.post-65565698813101183852014-06-12T22:04:34.038-05:002014-06-12T22:04:34.038-05:00When I was on food stamps, I spent them on ... foo...When I was on food stamps, I spent them on ... food. I hardly drank at the time, anyway, and I don't smoke cigs or weed. <br /><br />Hell no you're not hurting yourself, not any more than you'd be hurting yourself by being a pickpocket, car thief, etc. That's the whole point of your way of doing things, "screw the social contract, I've got mine". alex carterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12458022111793552536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-650160678722829210.post-2616387738352856142014-06-12T06:14:59.145-05:002014-06-12T06:14:59.145-05:00Maybe this is an analogy; A guy hands a panhandler...Maybe this is an analogy; A guy hands a panhandler 10 bucks, and then walks off.<br />Then another guy walks up and hands him 10 bucks and say's "just don't spend this on beer and weed, that's all I ask"<br />And so the panhandler makes sure that he spends only the first guys 10 dollars on beer and weed;<br />So, yeah....I spent it on beer and weed..<br />But the food stamp money still went into the cash register at the market, finding its way into the pockets of the cashier, the guy that stocked the shelves the guy that cleaned up a spill in aisle 6; the truck drivers who ran the string beans from Idaho to Louisiana, hopped up on Red Bull or Monster or another fine product; the farmers, the fertilizer and feed store owners; the crop dusting pilots; the cucumber pickers; and even the biologists developing ways to genetically modify corn and make one kernel the size of a pound cake;<br />I'm still greasing the wheels of this great agrarian nation, as soon as Tiffany spends the money to feed her and her 4 adorable kids...<br />Why, even the garlic growers and the garlic pickers and those who ship garlic worldwide....surely you see my point....LOL<br />All kidding aside, trading food stamps for cash works out, because really, my friend has 4 kids and works for whatever the hell they pay her there; and somehow I seem to find copious amounts of just the kind of food I like, organized into one bag and thrown out; i.e. I eat better out of the trash than if I went in the store and used my card for food....<br />I don't know if it makes sense; but I'm not hurting myself in the transaction..<br />I need a beer and some weed now...after all that typing... <br /><br /><br />I feel so patriotic.Daniel McKenna IIIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04157964564856145960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-650160678722829210.post-44929140355949413252014-06-11T03:39:59.877-05:002014-06-11T03:39:59.877-05:00No, you bought beer and weed. I could complain abo...No, you bought beer and weed. I could complain about my tax dollars and blah blah but at my income level, I just pay into Social Security. <br /><br />No matter how you slice it, you're trading your food stamps for cash and buying cigs and booze and weed, way to go. alex carterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12458022111793552536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-650160678722829210.post-52063698518988073882014-06-10T20:47:04.243-05:002014-06-10T20:47:04.243-05:00No, I bought the big bottle of olive oil and apple...No, I bought the big bottle of olive oil and apple cider vinegar to help with the healthy salads and cooking over the fire...and, the girl who I trade food money with, who works at <br />Rouses seems to be some kind of sorceress who can conjure up all kinds of foods of the type that she knows I like 'cause she has rung them up for me in the past, and make them magically appear in the first of the 3 trash cans and near the top at the end of the night.<br />And that is of more value money-wise than what I take off the card...it's the karmic wheel in motion!<br />How serendipitous is it that a can of coconut milk would become dented an discarded along with a pound of ground coffee?!?Daniel McKenna IIIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04157964564856145960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-650160678722829210.post-8914485752580996492014-06-08T00:19:23.725-05:002014-06-08T00:19:23.725-05:00Wow so I heard it right for a change .... usually ...Wow so I heard it right for a change .... usually the lyrics I think I hear are a lot more fun than the ones the artist actually sings. <br /><br />So .... let me see if I've got this right .... you've complained about not having your food card working, so you could buy things like olive oil and foods you're not allergic to, and when you get it turned on, the first things you buy with it, fraudulently, are BEER and WEED??? <br /><br />I think I can find some worthy charity who could use a few CD covers before I'd do 'em for a skeezer. alex carterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12458022111793552536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-650160678722829210.post-25441300445888940602014-06-06T02:15:36.516-05:002014-06-06T02:15:36.516-05:00Cigar chewing Charlie in his newspaper nest; grift...Cigar chewing Charlie in his newspaper nest; grifting hot horse tips on who's running the best...Daniel McKenna IIIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04157964564856145960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-650160678722829210.post-21608636634438573422014-06-04T22:43:45.424-05:002014-06-04T22:43:45.424-05:00"Cigar truck Charlie in his newspaperness...&..."Cigar truck Charlie in his newspaperness..."<br /><br />I love nonsense, the music in this one.... maybe it's just not filtering through. alex carterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12458022111793552536noreply@blogger.com