Monday, October 8, 2018

Nothing To Blog About

Running into a Trump voter in the wild is *never* pleasant. -Alex In California

Wouldn't it be exciting, though, if the next election is stolen, through the subterfuge of hacking digital polling machines or whatever, by Trump, from an African American contender, and they get caught doing it, and it leaks out through the press that that was what had happened.

And then the people who voted for the African American Democrat candidate, take to the streets in mass protest, demanding a re-election, and smashing store windows and grabbing merchandise to underscore their wrath...
Then, standing upon the principle that he is still acting Commander in Chief,
Donald mobilizes the group of crack soldiers that he has been assembling in South Korea, behind the facade of Kim Jong-un's posturing with the firing of a few harmless missiles over the airspace of Japan, all pre-arranged between those two countries and the U.S.

The troops, all of whom having been vetted, through the army's battery of psychological questions to be the ones most willing to shoot an American citizen "if they had to," a disproportional amount of whom being Caucasians that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger and are from coal producing regions, and Puerto Rico, oddly, could be in downtown Detroit within 9 hours of an executive order having been issued...
Or on the ground floor (because that sounds like something the army would call it) of any other city where tensions between classes might be running high.

With training focused upon urban combat (because that is what it would have boiled down to in the streets of North Korea had it reached a boiling point with Rocket Man) these veritable Terminators would work with local police and other agencies to quell the riot, wishing only to disarm and imprison, members of the resistance, with lethal force used only as a last option.


Wouldn't that be more exciting than say, anything out of four years of a Hillary Clinton presidency?

The troops could be instructed to engage anyone who is fighting back, "If they are armed and are showing aggression towards you, fire!" type of thing...

I guess those who fought back against Trump's Army, would indeed be called "the resistance" and the rest, probably something like "Preservationists" -wanting to "preserve" Donald Trump as president...type of thing; they would support the soldiers who occupied their city, helping them to root out the resistance...

If you're not with him you're against him, type of thing. But, do you want to live in interesting times or what?


Again, the focus will not be to kill, but only capture, the resisting rioters and confiscate their weapons.

Then, in the NFL football stadiums turned detention centers, under the watchful eye of Donald on the Jumbo-Tron, they can be sorted out, weeded of illegal immigrants, and what have you.
There also, physical tests may be administered to any found to be receiving government benefits for being disabled, and appropriate adjustments could be made to the ledgers.
Images of their faces, along with their DNA, can be entered into databases, to help with solving cold cases and to aid the public in identifying perpetrators that are still at large.

Either that, or the prosperity of the country will have trickled down to one and all and a nation full of people who have their bellies full and their cups running over will just accept it as, "Yeah, they probably did steal the election but f*** it, I have a great job and I'm looking forward to my vacation, I'm not in the mood to push for the impeachment of anybody right now, I have a great night planned..."


2 comments:

  1. The biggest fantasy about this is the "trickle down economics".

    BTW it's "troops".

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  2. @Alex; These will be dance companies turned soldiers...
    oops, auto "correct" error

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