Saturday, on an all day bus pass, I went to The Guitar Center and bought a new set of strings, then it was over to Wal-Mart, where I bought 2 pounds of Whiting Fillets, along with some tomato paste.
I already had the ingredients, hanging in a plastic bag in a bush in Scotlandville, to make my own salsa, mainly, vinegar, olive oil, garlic, hot sauce and seasoned salt. Stirred together, this mixture will rival anything that comes in a jar, at a fraction of the cost.
Then, it was back on the bus, to connect at the terminal to Scotlandville, where, with time running late (it was already around 4 p.m.) I decided to hang the frozen fish in the bush with the other bag, and then hop the next bus downtown.
Arriving downtown, I set up and played, and made around 30 dollars, before quitting at about 1 a.m. Half of the money came after midnight.
I slept in the little courtyard at the St. James Episcopal church, until about 9 a.m., when they have their first Sunday "Eucharist" and someone was nice enough to raise their voice as they walked past the courtyard ("Sure is a beautiful DAY!!") whereupon I rolled up my blanket, shouldered my bag and guitar, and got the hell out of there (excuse the pun).
Then, I made haste towards the bus terminal, and ultimately a fish fry in Scotlandville.
I ate all the fish, along with two ears of corn on the cob, which I had wrapped in tin foil and placed near the fire, until they were done perfectly. It was my weekly meal. I think I will try to make a habit of eating, at least once per week, from now on.
Hey, I Googled "Sue, The Colombian Lady" |
and this is what I got, so I guess this is her... |
Now it is Monday, and my plans are pretty simple. I will e-mail Sue, the Colombian lady in New Orleans, because I woke up thinking about her.
I will also e-mail my mother in Massachusetts, because I have an uneasy feeling, a little bit like home sickness, but also just a hope that everything is alright up there, and that they have just been too busy to e-mail me, lately.
What do you say to a son who washes his clothes behind a building in a 5 gallon bucket, after you sent him to all the finest schools, and taught him right from wrong...hope your fish comes out well?
Next, I will find the Audacity tutorial/manual/instruction guide type thing on the net, and I will try to absorb as much as I can from it.
No Save Button Could Save Me
Last night, I was in the middle of what I thought would be my first decent sounding recording, when the program locked up on me. Every time I tried to go back to it, the computer told me that "Audacity is already running" and that to open two instances of it might cause problems, probably as both of them would be competing for the same memory space or something. I even tried shutting down the machine and rebooting and still got the same message that Audacity was already running.
What did work, though, was logging in as a different user. Audacity came up, and even had a different look and feel; different colors and styles. That's a Linux kind of thing.My excellent recording, I assume, is lost.
I had success by raising the volume of the click track all the way (even though it distorted it) then keeping time with it, using a single acoustic guitar, playing a rudimentary, though slightly interesting rhythm part, focusing solely upon staying on the beat, nothing too fancy.
I then took the 5 gallon bucket/washing machine and a stick which I found, and reinforced the beat by playing along with the click track, using my palm on the top of the inverted bucket as a "bass drum," and the stick on side of it (or alternately on the rim) as the "snare drum."
It was sounding good, I was "getting into it" and was deciding upon the eventual subject of the song and a few lyrics, when, the program just stopped. There was no "save" button that could save me at that point.
I think you'd better just head back to New Orleans, too. You have too much inertia to go much of anywhere, the furthest you've managed to travel is Scotlandville, and that took you, what, 2 years? Although your white ass sticks out like a sore thumb in New Orleans, you may be able to eventually work out a niche for yourself, washing dishes, doing some street act that *doesn't* involve music, or something. Paint yourself silver or if you have good fine motor skills, teach yourself how to face-paint or draw caricatures. Face-painting could go over really well there and I'm even off and on considering it here, although right now I've got all the work I want.
ReplyDeleteI told you that my first attempts to record on the laptop sounded like me when I was 14 years old, on a Radio Shack cassette recorder...so, quit music...that's pretty ironic, since I read the Audacity manual all afternoon, and was up until sunrise, making something almost listenable; before the program crashed and locked up so that I had to unplug the thing (I would have been more pissed had I not learned so much that redoing it will take half the time) I figured most of my readers have heard me play, and will breath a sigh of relief when I get a representative recording done; I did that first stuff with the laptop balanced on my lap, I couldn't really play or sing; and the guitar was out of tune; I just wanted to post "something," like a team that kicks a field goal just to erase the zero on the scoreboard,
ReplyDeletePlus, I'm trying to do better than one of my favorite bands that is awesome live, but sucks in the studio; hard to feed off energy when you have to imagine your listeners; like talking to an answering machine when you wonder if its even still recording
Hm yeah, all I can recommend is to keep it up.
ReplyDeleteIf you're going to have a blog about being a homeless musician, having some music on here (even if it's awful) is a real plus.