Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Skill And Grace

You Sped It Up A Bit; That's Ok,
Since You've bought a few of my albums...
Then, we woke up at about noon, and got right back to recording...
All of th
e tracks that I had done the previous day were all there waiting. I listened to them, hoping that I would respect them in this morning. 

My newfound friend, Sherman, wants to learn the guitar. 
He was very intrigued by one of my choice of songs, "Your Song," by Elton John. Listen Here, isn't the Internet lovely?
I had taken it at a breakneck speed, several beats per minute faster than Reginald Dwight, had recorded it in 1971. 
Upon listening back to it, I had to smile. I thought that I sounded nasal. 
Alex in California had criticized me in the past for having nasal sounding vocals.
I even thought this one sounded nasal.
I attributed the other ones to the on board microphone on the laptop and its ability to capture only the nasal frequencies on the sound spectrum (of course, it probably didn't help; the fact that, for some reason I chose to put my nose flush against the microphone). 
But, all these songs were recorded in one take; no rewinding, no fixing "mistakes."  We set up the equipment (why did we ever break it down in the first place, if we knew that we were going to use it again as soon as we woke up??) 
I got on Shermans electric guitar. He started to scroll through the menu of preset guitar sounds that were indigenous to an effect pedal that he had, one which also supplied drum beats -I have a 5 gallon bucket and a stick, thank you very much, but no thank you... 
We chose a few presets that I thought might be appropriate for the songs that I had recorded the day before and then, I sat and played the electric guitar along with the tracks. 
I haven't played an electric guitar since 1998. 
His guitar had minor intonation issues, although it was a fancy looking thing. 
I am now back in Scotlandville. 
Sherman gave me a ride here, since our recording session ran past the time of the departure of the last #10 Scotlandville bus. 
He dropped me off in front of the boarded up building where I thought that I saw Howard sleeping in his usual spot, but upon approaching, I realized that it was the guy who steals our cans. 
I was pretty angry. I wound up snapping and came just short of hitting him with all my might with a 2x4; and I wasn't even drunk. 
He left. 
Now, I go to listen back to all the tracks that were recorded, with the addition of the electric guitar which had intonation issues; and maybe I will post a short sample from them; or maybe I will wait until I have added 5 gallon bucket and backup vocals and possibly more; yet; I hesitate because my guitar sounds like crap and a 5 gallon bucket hit with a stick although by nature can never sound bad, would have to be struck with skill and grace...

4 comments:

  1. If I were you I'd stick to Sherman like glue. It's just what I was hoping for for you, to meet someone who has a lot of equipment and the money to do stuff without it being a major struggle, but isn't much of a guitar player yet, so they'll look to you to fill in the "hole" where actual guitar skill is. Kinda like the way Howard's followed you around like you're a sort of "homeless guru" now you have a better situation, a guy to whom you can be a "guitar guru".

    You said you worked up through Mel Bay's Book 4? I'm impressed as hell, since getting to the end of the stuff in the FIRST book puts a guy ahead of probably 95% of guitar-owners out there.

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  2. OK I listened, Hm not bad I guess. Not nasal, rather, I imagine Eric Cartman from South Park growing up, hitting bottom because his mother was actually a crack whore after all, and becoming a street-guitar-guy, who gargles with a handful of cigarette butts before every set ....

    I'm not sure what can be done about a rough voice. The whole issue scares the hell out of me because I want a nice clear voice like Nat King Cole, but I don't know dick about voices. I don't know if mine can be trained into a good singing voice or not. I don't know if you can do vocal exercises and smooth it out, or if you *want* it smoothed out.

    I had an epic set of errands on the bicycle mapped out for today, but stayed up until past 3AM last night and it was pretty good that I got on the bike and went out for booze and cheese. Part of the epic set of errands was to get a memory card for my camera so I can start recording myself and then you can talk plenty of shit about my crappy singing.

    As for teaching Sherman guitar, depending on how serious he is, here's what I'd do: I'd start him on the Mel Bay book if he's serious, but I'd teach him a few chords and get him strumming and singing right off.

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  3. I downloaded the sheet for "Souvenoirs,' from book Three; a piece that I have probably played 850 times; all before the age of 20; I will probably set up and record a version of it; maybe tonight; although I am reluctant to ever play my guitar again after playing Shermans; I need to shove some modeling clay inside it, while I have the strings off, to re enforce the friction tape that is the only thing holding the top wood to the rest of the body; where it is damaged -tape on the outside, clay on the inside; to stop the vibration that I am now noticing...
    More in blog...

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  4. Actually you need to get some J-B Weld, mix it up and with a toothpick etc get it *into* the crack then clamp the guitar down so the crack is squeezed closed, and let it set overnight. Modeling clay, sheesh.

    I don't know how much your guitar costs, it seems Hank Williams got into fights all the time and would use his guitar as a weapon, so he bought a new one about once a week, "the cheap kind" according to the documentary I watched on YouTube just a few days ago. I know there are a lot of $100 acoustics out there, Yamahas are always a good bet. Many have nylon strings but are real boomers so the nylon strings might not be that big of a problem.

    Maybe after Sherman sees you struggling with yours for a while, he'll chip in for something better or to get yours fixed.

    If you're able to get a new one, I'd consider an Ovation. I've heard they're hard to break.

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