Tuesday, July 30, 2024

Artist's Date 1


In the Artist's Way book by Julia Cameron she wasn't kidding about the "artist date" being something that you will I not always be in the mood for,  when the time comes...

But it is "non-negotiable."

It's literally taking the artist within out to do something -just the two of you.

My first one is to Bayou St. John.

I/we are going to sit under a tree and play the guitar that has four strings.

I'm leaving only 4 strings on it and approaching it like it was a banjo or a cello, to try to gain a new perspective on music through not having the bottom four strings to have to either do something with, or avoid.

The tree I have sat under before is already being sat under by three people with little chairs and a cooler.

I'll just go down a couple more trees. This does feel like a waste of time, as Julia said it sometimes would. I could probably do the very same thing in the quarter and make a few bucks.

The next tree was a fire ant fest, with hills around the trees and swarms of them all over a Popeye's Chicken box.




This tree has no ants, just a ferret or possum hole...

Friday, July 26, 2024

Consider And Never Underestimate The Lillies Of The Field

Well, the situation is that Lilly, whom I told yesterday that I had gotten off the plasma bus nearby the Quarter, because I had been told I had to come back the next day by them, instead of them buying 690 milliliters of my plasma, said she would buy me a set of guitar strings.

I had decided to walk around the Quarter, picking up money, tobacco, weed and drinks off of, what turned out to be the most successfully, Royal Street.

So, she basically culled from me that I was going to buy a bag of superfood powder to powder over the next few days, out of whatever plasma money I got, along with guitar strings, to answer her question of why I don't play in front of her house.

It used to be that I would have about even odds of making the same $55 that a 3 hour excursion to the plasma place would yield (minus the $2.50 bus fare) with 3 hours of playing in front of her house, but things have been "different" since about a year ago, now. 

My Venmo card, which had been injected with $50 by a friend named John, who's in Green Bay, whom I met at the Lilly Pad, probably during the latter years of The Drinking Age, perhaps 2013-2014, has had its balance whittled down via a roll of toilet paper here, and a lighter there..

I only vaguely remember the night, but I'm sure that, at the mention of Wisconsin, I related how, Wisconsin, Iowa and Michigan are about the only states that all the people I've met from were really cool people. Granted, it's a small sample, but, even when driving a cab in Phoenix in 1999, I remember bringing a couple, who were from Iowa, to the Bank One Ballpark, or as I called it, the 3 hour nap in an 72 degree environment chamber.

I would pay for one of the cheapest, highest up seats, in a spot where, even if a fouled off ball reached it would have already popped so high as to be almost it its apogee, so it would land, if it did, like a feather on my head, and hardly disturb me as I slept. 

I would park my cab in the 113 degree parking lot then go to the window and ask for "a four dollar ticket."

And that would place me somewhere along the very top row. The roof would be closed overhead, and it would be 72 degrees, which would, probably not surprisingly feel nice and cool after coming in from the desert.

It got so the sound of the crack of a bat and a crowd cheering became like a lullaby; and it was easy to imagine being back in childhood and having fallen asleep while your dad is watching the Red Sox on TV. That can be quality sleep. 

There were times, though, that I actually became intrigued by the game and would keep my eyes peeled for empty seats further down. As the game started, it was often possible to move down halfway to the field and sit in the $25 seat of someone who got a flat tire, or something, type of thing....

But, driving the cab during the 110 degree season, you have to have the windows rolled up and the A/C running constantly. You even should park in the shade while you are in between fares, as you will notice a few degrees difference. The 3 hours in the ballpark was a nice break from the constantly running cab.

Even the cave that I was living in, in the hills of Dobbins Peak would exhibit the phenomenon of heating up like a brick oven about 2 hours after the sun went down during this season.

My theory about that: There was a rock about the size of a Winnebago "protecting" me from the sun. My cave was in the shadow of that rock, plus two that were stacked upon it like a doughnut ring, one about the size of a jeep and a rowboat sized one on top of that, and what was happening was the rock was absorbing heat from the sun on the other side of it, but it took that wave of heat a few hours to make its way through the rock to the wall of my cave, which would start radiating heat from around 11:30 through midnight. 

I would crawl outside and sit under the stars at these times. 

There were mice everywhere, finding God knows what, to eat. The couple of candles I kept lit inside the cave kept them out.

There was also about a 4 foot diamondback rattlesnake that liked to go under a certain rock that I became aware of one night when walking too close to it on my return from the store.

Once I knew it was under there, I thought about how, as soon as darkness falls, which happens abruptly -there being little moisture in the air to reflect the sun, making for almost no dusk (nor dawn) just darkness as soon as the sun disappears, the mice immediately appear. 

It was already so dark that I had to strain to see them, so, just as a marker, I once dropped a corn chip, which I could see. 

I saw it instantly begin moving off in a certain direction. The next dozen or so chips I dropped also "got legs" as soon as they hit the ground. 

So, I thought about this and waited until right before dark and dropped a handful of chips in front of the rock, and sure enough, in the waning light I learned that diamondback rattlesnakes don't hesitate -they don't sit there, coiled up and think, what is that little greyish white thing that just scurried to within a foot of me? I wondered if the mouse would have to be there long enough for its body heat to be picked up by the pits in that particular viper. Maybe they see them glowing infra red with their eyes, also...(will have to Google that).

But, yeah the diamondback ate well and was never coiled up and rattling in my cave whenever I crawled in, and it was a beautiful experience. I was 350 feet above the city, by my calculations. Six miles in front of me, were all the tall building of the downtown area. At night I could see the planes coming in to land at Sky Harbour and they would all be in a row, zeroed in by auto-correct, no doubt, but it looked like a string of pearls, each set of lights separated by probably about 6 miles..

During the day I would be surrounded by squirrels, as I always kept my backpack stocked with a large bag of unsalted, un-roasted peanuts.

But, back to the point, I remember that particular couple from Cedar Rapids (I think they said) being avid conversationalists and disarming enough in their happy-go-lucky demeanor that I was able to tell them stories about living in the cave, and driving a cab with a shirt and tie on. They were typical of all the other people I've met from Iowa.

At the mention of Green Bay, I might have told John about how I once worked with a guy in Ponte Vedra Beach, who was from Wisconsin, and who had found himself there after having done a database search on U.S. cities and weighed the data on wages, quality of life, is there public transportation, a pro football team there? etc. 

And, I had just arrived there after living in Charlottesville for about a year, after having found it the same way. Ethnic mixture, is there a college, is there a gym, how clean is the water, is there a symphony orchestra...a pro sports team?

So, I guess that ties it back to John, who sent me $50 that has been toilet papered and lighter-ed down a bit, as I am still negotiating the trip up north to see family and friends, waiting for my brother and his family to return from Disneyland, and knowing that after such an arduous round trip, the discussion of them spending more money on a ticket to get me there becomes more strained, perhaps. Or, he could be just rolling in money, I don't know....

Thursday, July 25, 2024

Call It Legacy Tender, Or Something...


Hello. 
I am sitting on Lily's steps after having walked around in the quarter, which seemed like coming back to old haunts and made me feel nostalgic and out of time. It has changed that much, and exudes the aura of "you can never go back, the past is gone.." Had I shown up today with nothing but a guitar and a backpack, rather than in 2010, I can't see how I could have had anywhere near the same adventure.
I've never seen so many unhappy looking tourists, and so many threatening looking -I used to call them skeezers- locals.
There are young black kids all along Bourbon Street banging on plastic buckets and turning what used to be an eclectic mixture of the 2 or 3 bands from the nearest 2 or 3 clubs, into utter chaos.
The club personnel that I saw were visibly perturbed, but I think they are afraid it could be considered racist to tell any of them to take their 5 gallon plastic buckets and their drumsticks and take a hike.
I will say that the quarter has enough  happening in the present moment (to be vigilant of) that it isn't merely like strolling down Memory Lane... there is clear and present idiocy.
So,  I walked down to Lily's as far as Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop Tavern (I'll provide a link) and I found one Grenade with some left in it outside of that establishment.
And then Lily informed me that she will be able to buy me a set of strings tomorrow; ostensibly so I won't go to the plasma place as, I went there today and was told I have to go back tomorrow -which is pretty much the way that place operates.
So now, I walk home and see about trying to get up early enough in the morning to meet Lily to go to the music store, and that's all for now from this "walking down bourbon" mobile post.
Oh, The Clover Grill has a sign that says "no cash" and that's like a really scary, surrealistic sign of things changing too fast. Like; why not keep honoring cash for Christ's sake? Call it "legacy tender," or something...

Sunday, July 21, 2024

Return To The Cradle

Well, I turned the air conditioner off so it would be quiet when I went to record some acoustic guitar tracks. It is quiet and about 82 degrees in here.


I'm planning upon having a productive week, this upcoming one. This might be the time when everything comes together and runs like a Swiss watch...

But, I've been sleeping in shorter naps rather than 8 hour stretches and it is about time to fall asleep to Beethoven's 6th symphony and let the needle automatically return itself to its cradle when the side is done...

Monday, July 8, 2024

Bird Calls

 It's pretty weird how so much of our identity is linked to just the sound of our names; sort of like bird calls.


Whatever the bird is it will likely have a song. The term "song" is used loosely in the case of the crow and the black caped night heron, but the same can be said of the band The Ramones, I guess.

The point being that someone will point to some radom person and say: "That's Stuart Smith!" The sound is supposed to mean something to you.

I often sit on my couch in my apartment and imagine being visited by certain of the most random figures I can conjure up.

I envision my front door opening and; in they walk.

It's kind of a skill to imagine whomever would be the most bizarre personage to see sitting in one of my extra chairs.

Their own discomfiture over being in my apartment always factors into the equation. I would want to get Elton John something to drink, at least, for example...

And, I would fumble for the right ice-breaking comment to put Charles Dickens at ease, or maybe give Gale Sayers a firm handshake, in the fantasy...

But, I think one of my propensities would be to keep repeating their name over and again in my head. That's friggin Judy Rankin, the first women's U.S. Open golf champion!!!

Sitting in my fold out chair...jeez, what kind of music should I put on..?

But I think it would be hard for the person's name to not be echoing through my brain.

Once you know a person's name, you know who they are. "I didn't know who the hell the guy was; but it turns out he's Stuart Smith," type of thing.

"No, not that Stuart Smith, another one..."

"Oh."

I think the person's name, like the call of whatever bird they are would repeat in my mind, as in: "I can't believe Donny Osmond is using my bathroom right now..."

I guess one would have to sometimes imagine being visited by certain of the most random people imaginable to understand....

I think I'm about to walk the mile to the Winn Dixie grocery store, where I will let the muse guide me to what I should eat. I might bring a divining rod in there and put myself in a trance and flow aimlessly through the aisles with my eyes closed. 

I might start blogging again; this wasn't that bad. I can always move the entire content over to another platform that isn't going to shadow ban it because I suggested that Biden was a bumbling fool, back in 2020.

I guess that comment, unlike the subject of it; aged well.