Lion Diet, The

I gotta do a cleanse, I'm about 14 hours without eating right now except for coffee and kratom which isn't enough to kick you out of autophagy nor has enough carbs to violate the keto diet..

Maybe we all should do the Lion diet for like 10 days, as if we just killed a beast and ate off it until it was gone.

so towards the tail end of the diet (no pun) we would be eating the least tasty portions, which I guess would be the eyeballs, testicles and the tail? 

So we do the Lion diet for 10 days and then we switch to weird foods like maybe sushi for a few days, then it would be time for a 3 day water fast. So, there's 17 days of the month covered.

And, before the start of the lion diet you should exercise intensely to simulate the battle against the monstrous game.

It was probably this same primordial dance unfolding in the form of the fight that invariably breaks out in the Duval county jail, which I have witnessed first hand, whenever chicken is served for dinner.

As soon as some portal opened and the scent of chicken made it into the cellblock there would be at least two niggas fighting.

This might have been their subconscious minds preparing their bodies for optimum chicken digestion, by using the other inmate as a stand-in  saber toothed tiger; getting the adrenaline flowing and maybe even sustaining an injury, putting the body into healing and repair mode.

*note: I was able to eventually figure out that the fight was always a ploy. 

As the officers rush in to break up the fight, they are also barking: "Everyone in your cells!!"

So then everyone has to eat their chicken alone, or with just their cellmate.

This is because someone had lost their dinner tray playing Spades, or something.

The fight would be between two men, one of whom might be yelling something to the effect of: I didn't know it was going to be chicken, man, or I wouldn't have bet my tray!!"

But we should do intense exercise over a period prior to the lion diet, such as going out and say; playing "Going Down the Road" almost as fast as possible while making up different lyrics at the same time for a whole hour.

Then having eel and dragon fruit , seaweed, kimchee and buffalo testicles for a few days, then a 3 day water fast.

Rinse and repeat...