Sunday, July 21, 2013

Rainy Sunday: Relying Upon Faith

I promised to get off this computer in "5 minutes" 5 minutes ago.
I am alive and it is raining.
I've got 5 dollars and change on me.
Ron the surfer owes me 10 bucks but the ferry isn't running and he is stuck in Algiers with my money.
No surprise there.
I can't pick up butts off the sidewalk  because the sidewalks are all wet.
I might have to buy a pack of smokes.
Times are tough.
I am thinking of leaving out of here regardless of how much cash I have on me and relying upon faith....

Thursday, July 18, 2013

About A Lucky Man...

I Find 42 Dollars Laying On The Floor
After writing yesterdays post, and mentioning that I was trying to scrape up "at least 35 dollars" as travelling money, I left the computer and was walking out towards the lobby of the library and there was 42 dollars sitting on the floor.
I pocketed it; aware that it could not have been laying there for very long; due to the amount of traffic in that area; even though it was almost closing time and the place had thinned out.
I got on one of the 30 minute "express" computers to put the finishing touches on my blog post; all the while keeping my ears pealed for the sound of someone asking the librarians if anybody found any money laying on the floor; or for the sound of the librarians telling someone to check the lost and found.
After the half hour was up, I left the library; feeling slightly guilty over the fact that I hadn't been more pro-active in trying to return the money.
I had a feeling that the two 20 dollar bills could have been returned; and the two 1 dollar bills might have been my reward, if the person was just as poor as I and really needed the money.
But then, I thought that, either the person wasn't aware of losing it, or couldn't think of where they may have dropped it, or didn't show up during the half hour because they were rich enough to say "Oh, well. It will make somebody happy..." and just let it go.
42 dollars is the exact same amount which was in the purse which I found (and returned) in Baton Rouge almost a year ago...
I went to Royal Street, stopping at The Unique Boutique for a 24 oz. Twisted Tea, and a pack of smokes; as a way of "splurging" on myself.
Then, it was off to work.
The Guy With The Really Loud Voice Who Plays A Fender Guitar
I passed The Guy With The Really Loud Voice Who Plays A Fender Guitar, who was set up near Hotel Monteleone.
He uses an amp, but only for his guitar and sings without a mike.
He is the arch enemy of Jesse (The Grizled Old Guy) because, in Jesse's opinion, he sets up too close to him and pulls business away from the ATM machine across the street from where Jesse sits.
"...I used to see people over there, doing their transactions, and they get to hear me for more than just 10 seconds; and a lot of times, they will come right across the street and throw me a tip...Now thet're hearing a mixture of me and that guy bellowing out whatever that crap is that he sings..."
His voice is a little rough, but well suited to his material, which seems to come from the 90's. He was singing a song by the band called "Live," when I walked up.
He has been here for two years, though I only remember meeting him a couple times, because he used to play on Chartres Street, where I never had the need to walk past; and where I actually avoided because of Caveman Guru in his efficiency apartment nearby.
Half of the mixture
I keep asking him why he plays on Royal Street, and hint that I have found much better spots (for what I do, specifically).
He keeps telling me that Royal Street is where it is at and has whipped out large wads of bills on more than one occasion in front of me.
The last time he did that, he was holding about seven 20 dollar bills.
They were all "facing" (the same way) and all crisp and in the same newish condition; as if they had come out of an ATM machine.
"They were tipping 20 dollar bills this morning!," he had gloated.
"Wow, no tens or fives or ones?!" I asked, barely concealing my sarcasm.
"No, these were all rich people," he said.
I had walked away thinking about the probablility of 7 individuals each throwing a 20 dollar bill;  all in the same new condition and folded uniformly so that the bills fit together like spoons and all bearing the "G" seal of the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago.
Ron The Surfer
The new ferry scedule does not bother Ron the Surfer.
He is still staying in the stand of cedar trees.
The guy with the weed whacker (far left) is cool with Ron having his tent pitched in the stand; where you can't even see it (not shown above) and his stuff up in the cedar trees, ditto.
Ron is really a "people person:" is almost covered in tattoos and surfs.

Ron does a good job concealing things up in trees, evidently.
Yes, that is a trailor of the kind which is pulled behind a bicycle, up there in the tree; along with a copious supply of camping gear, etc.
The tent isn't up there, as it had been, because Ron now keeps it permanently pitched.
I don't trust the citizens of Algiers not to drop a dime on he and Howard; maybe out of envy, should they see the lap of luxury that they are nestled in and think it not fair that they are not paying rent....
I Played and made about 10 bucks that night...

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

2 Dollar Tuesday

I wasn't surprised when, immediately after spending myself down to 3 dollars; the money stopped flowing.

This city seems to have a conscious will to make that happen.
When all you are trying to do is make enough money to leave town is another time that you are likely to hit a drought; as if the city knows what you are up to...

Starting From Scratch
That being said, I will be starting out this evening, July 17th, a Wednesday; with one penny in my pocket.
I am going to hop the freight train as soon as I scratch up about 35 dollars, and after I have reduced the load in my pack down to one pair of boots (the ones Brian Hudson gave me) and a couple changes of clothes.
I will stay on it until I get to Mobile, Alabama, when I will take note of which track it is on; the one closest to the bay or the other one.
If it is on the right track, the one that goes through Montgomery, I will be golden, like the famous spike.
Nice To Feel Unwanted
If it is on the one that goes to Pensacola, Florida, a state where I have a warrant out for me in Duval County (Jacksonville) for God knows what, then I will have to get off there and try to hop on the other one (before spending the 35 dollars or so, or being arrested there for whatever the cops that don't like me can think of).
Maybe I can ask the cops here in NOLA if they can find out what it is for...
They (Florida) don't want to extradite me to there; I already know that, because the last time I was in Mobile (a mere 60 miles away) they said "We don't want him!"
Sometimes it's nice to feel unwanted...
Once in Montgomery, Alabama, I could take the Megabus from there to Atlanta for a lot less than from here, and it would give me a chance to busk in Montgomery. I've always wanted to try that place.
I will at least have a chance to use my phone camera to capture the change of scenery...
Howard
Howard will, I think, stay in NOLA, he really likes the sleeping spot across the river and the ferry schedule doesn't reek any havoc upon his "routine."
Why he would want to trek into the unknown with me when he seems so content (right) here is beyond me...

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

New Blog Era Begins!


  • More "Pertinent" Photos To Come!
  • Blog Promised To Become More Interesting
Here is a girl whom I saw last night in Rouses Market
who looked so much like Tanya Huang, that I actually walked up to her and began to make
a remark such as "You're out late," before I got
to within 3 feet of her and realized that she was not Tanya,
rather; an imposter (Tanya wouldn't be buying those doughnuts that she is holding...)

I finally got ahead enough, money-wise, the past week to have purchased all the hardware needed to get the pictures off of my Android Phone and onto this blog...
That left me with 3 dollars and change yesterday (Monday) afternoon.
I could have left town on my planned trip with the money; but the thought of being able to enhance my account of the journey using pertinent photos was too irresistible...
I made back about 10 of the dollars last night, on
Bourbon Street; before quitting rather early.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Embellishment Monday

My Hawaiian Adventure
First Picture Off Of Android Phone

I was playing at my spot on Bourbon Street on Friday night.
It was after midnight and a man came along and asked me “How do you play chords?”
He said that he had just started to learn the guitar, and was having trouble with playing chords.
I gave him a quick tutorial, the essence of which was to play scales in every conceivable order and pattern; and to play arpeggios; and this would train the same muscles required to play chords and help him to position his hand and wrist to facilitate them…
He dropped 20 dollars in my case and we continued to converse…
He said his name was Archibald Meriwether,* CEO of Meriwether Global Enterprises*, and that he was in a predicament.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Wednesday Through Friday


  • 20 Dollar Thursday
  • I Catch A Thief
  • Bike Stolen Again
  • I Pay Back Tanya And Dorise
  • 20 Dollar Wednesday
  • 20 Dollar Thursday
  • 35 Dollar Friday

20 Dollars Wednesday
Early Thursday morning I went to sleep at the Harrahs Casino spot.
Daylight was only a couple of hours away.
I slid my cardboard well into the coffin sized opening in the shrubbery and then pulled the purple bike in behind me.
I took care to place my hat out of any ones reach, and put my cigarettes and lighter and cell phone into it.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Ginger Root (updated final draft!)

When The Comment Becomes The Post
Gotta admit, you're living the Life Of Riley for street bums. Free food, free booze, only get rolled once in a while, mostly every thing free-free-free until another bum takes the T-bird awayyyyy .... Only thing being sacrificed is ... musical progress and the respect of the kind of people who might help you attain that -Alex In California

There's Alex...
I am hoping to address the above comment from the garlic capital of the world, implicitly through the following post...
 
Start With A Penny...
Yesterday, I left the library after posting and drank an apple juice instead of a Hurricane Lager.
I had to use my newly acquired and activated food stamp card for its purchase, as I had a total of one penny in my rear left pocket.
I walked down Royal Street, stopping briefly at Rouses Market, in front of which were playing about 2/7 ths of The Hokum High Rollers.
It was the washboard player, upright bassists/singer and resonator guitarist/singer combo.
My Resolve Not To Smoke Or Drink
After walking past my habitual first stop, The Unique Boutique, sipping the apple juice, and not smoking, I started to sense a feeling of wellness welling up in me.
At Rouses Market, I decided to get an energy drink to set beside me at the Bourbon Street spot as a surrogate to the can of Steel Reserve Lager, which might "normally" be there.

Before I get to the part about the attractive young woman, a sidebar on The Hokum High Rollers...
Four Out Of Seven Ain't Bad...

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Doctor: "Quit Smoking!"

The Blogger editor is, for the second consequetive day, not letting me use its features....
  • Bike Returned
  • Monday Not A Money Day
Bike Returned
Sunday, after borrowing 10 bucks from Tanya and taking the ferry across the river; intent upon washing clothes and changing into some of them; I was greeted by Ron, the Surfer.
He said "Your bike's back."

Monday, July 8, 2013

Ferry Schedule Creates Hardship


There is something going on with the Internet, or something. I spent an hour on a post and it never posted.... Now, I am getting messages telling me that I need to debug my "script" and send the error report to Google....The rest of this post, I need to write in HTML in order to pretty it up; so it might not be pretty.... Pocket Knife
Someone or thing came along early Sunday morning and cut open the back pockets of my trousers with probably a razor blade

Friday, July 5, 2013

What Fireworks?

Holidays are some of the worst days for me.
The fourth of July proved to to be a dud.
I walked to the Quarter with about 22 bucks in my pocket of which I wound up spending most of, while making practically nothing to replace it.
Tanya And Dorise
I passed Tanya and Dorise.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

At The Coffee House

I am at the coffee house near the corner of Royal Street where Rouses Market is; and where Tanya and Dorise are playing right now.
I ducked into here to update this blog; walking past the barister and not buying a coffee and am thus in violation of store policy; and I don't know how much longer I will be able to type here....
I am about to go to my spot on Bourbon Street; I will have to walk past Tanya and Dorise and perhaps gain inspiration...

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Why, I Blog

Why I Blog
I was walking towards the library tossing around ideas and composing a rough draft of what
I Blog Because I Am
I am probably going to post here shortly; and I was having imaginary friends walking along with me and the subject matter changed with each person (ie if Tanya was "walking along with me," I think it would lean towards clever humor; if the imaginary Lidgleys were; it might deal more with human relationships etc.)

So the challenge is to get past the "who is my audience" hangup and not write mediocre stuff because it has to be filtered through each readers preferences.

Essentially this means that a hilarious story complete with graphic details has to land upon my mothers front step each morning; folded over and lying face up...

So, the conclusion that I had just come to was that I was only going to write to give myself enjoyment; and to create stuff which is fun to read, using my own opinion as the yardstick (yarnstick?) and of course the "enjoyment" which I get in reading/writing my own stuff (kind of like the guy who laughs at his own jokes; come to think of it...) will only be tempered by the occasional pang of consciousness that I might have rubbed a reader or two the wrong way; so to speak...
What Bugs Me The Most
Last night, the last ferry, as per its new schedule, left for Algiers at 6 p.m.

I played until a little past midnight and had a wad of one dollar bills to show for it.
I then made the long walk (bike was stolen; see: "They steal my bike") to the place where I sleep.
I got there and lied down and was soon aware of the presence of mosquitos.
I reached through my backpack to discover that my (2) containers of mosquito repellent were not there.

Monday, July 1, 2013

The Last Week Of June

  • Blog Posting Drops Off
  • Money From Ted
  • Ferry Interesting
  • Throat Almost Better
  • Bike Fixed
  • Bike Stolen
  • Festival Gives Hope
  • NOLA to Atlanta: 35 bucks

Blog Posting

I have recently slowed down in my blog posting.